That just happend…
This just made my day c:
I can Brain now!!! 😀
Pokemon,dude. get more
He’s making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
He only updates them…. periodically!
“A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.”
The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.”
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”‘
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
The world is small, so if it’s small than all its problems must be too. That being said, the sun is much bigger, and do to it being much bigger it’s problems must be much bigger. And, if the sun has a problem then the Earth is going to have problems. Thats why poptarts are imagiary and fish telapthicaly know the distance you need to make an orange purple. Thank you for reading this, it means you care or your really your just that board in class/at home.
If you are wondering why I got nothing accomplished today, its because i was on your homepage the whole class period.
White and gold or black and blue??? the world may never know
ehy tal about the dress it has ruiend friendships
The dancers are taking over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen bro I can never get anything done in your class because your home page is really distracting!!!!! I must read it all or else I will feel un-accomplished with life
Yeah I just get on your page to procrastinate work.
I hate my stupid students
I have a huge crush on Daniel and Samuel!
I like Will back! <3
you will burn
ლ(~•̀︿•́~)つ︻̷┻̿═━一 – – – – – – – – – ╰། ◉ ◯ ◉ །╯<—rando
ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ <– jesse burns when he comes home and sees me with his mom lul ໒( * ͒ ʖ̫ ͒ * )७
╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ( ͡͡ ° ͡͡ ͜ ʖ ͜ ͡ ° ͡͡ )
physics was made in a lab today
and i would walk 500 more……
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I think I laughed the hardest at the “Nasty Mole” one, but I thoroughly enjoyed looking at these. XD
I love the physics meme “Physics, not even once ”
This page is pretty spiffy!
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