Greatest Home Page Ever

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46 Responses to Greatest Home Page Ever

  1. RobinOfTheWay says:

    That just happend…

  2. The Spencer In The Sky. says:

    This just made my day c:

  3. Bob says:

    I can Brain now!!! 😀

  4. Adam says:

    Pokemon,dude. get more

  5. AnonymousWon.Oh says:

    He’s making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

  6. AnonymousWon.Tew says:

    He only updates them…. periodically!

  7. Anonymous says:

    “A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

    After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.”

    The man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”

    The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.”

    She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

    The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”‘

  8. MOM says:

    tURN UP.

  9. Jack says:

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

  10. Symphonic Poem says:

    The world is small, so if it’s small than all its problems must be too. That being said, the sun is much bigger, and do to it being much bigger it’s problems must be much bigger. And, if the sun has a problem then the Earth is going to have problems. Thats why poptarts are imagiary and fish telapthicaly know the distance you need to make an orange purple. Thank you for reading this, it means you care or your really your just that board in class/at home.

  11. Conner B. says:

    If you are wondering why I got nothing accomplished today, its because i was on your homepage the whole class period.

  12. Anonymous says:

    White and gold or black and blue??? the world may never know

  13. the illuminati says:

    we know

  14. pdiddy says:

    ehy tal about the dress it has ruiend friendships

  15. pdiddy says:

    why talk*


    The dancers are taking over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Very concerned citizen says:

    Listen bro I can never get anything done in your class because your home page is really distracting!!!!! I must read it all or else I will feel un-accomplished with life

  18. very lazy citizen says:

    Yeah I just get on your page to procrastinate work.

  19. Dr. Bryan says:

    I hate my stupid students

  20. Will B says:

    I have a huge crush on Daniel and Samuel!

  21. Samuel B says:

    I like Will back! <3

  22. Jonathan Taylor Thomas says:


  23. Jonathan Taylor Thomas says:

    you will burn

  24. Div-Best says:

    ლ(~•̀︿•́~)つ︻̷┻̿═━一 – – – – – – – – – ╰། ◉ ◯ ◉ །╯<—rando

  25. Jonathan Taylor Thomas says:

    ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ <– jesse burns when he comes home and sees me with his mom lul ໒( * ͒ ʖ̫ ͒ * )७

  26. Div-Best says:

    ╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆゚.*・。゚ ( ͡͡ ° ͡͡ ͜ ʖ ͜ ͡ ° ͡͡ )

  27. Div-Best says:

    rando—->╭(ʘ̆~◞౪◟~ʘ̆)╮HI! ─=≡Σ(((༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ─=≡Σ(((༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ─=≡Σ(((༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ─=≡Σ(((༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ

  28. Div-Best says:

    physics was made in a lab today

  29. your mom says:

    and i would walk 500 more……

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  33. Austin Montecalvo says:

    Leaving this note

  34. Aly Hurtzdog says:


  35. Taylor Russell says:

    I think I laughed the hardest at the “Nasty Mole” one, but I thoroughly enjoyed looking at these. XD

  36. Ashtyn Dowdy says:

    I love the physics meme “Physics, not even once ”

  37. Hollie Reidling says:

    This page is pretty spiffy!

  38. Kera McGlockling says:

    Excited to be in AP environmental science. By the way is this what you meant by leave a note on this website??

  39. Brynna Cozzens says:

    What do you do with a sick chemist?

    Well if you can Helium or Curium than you Barium!!!

  40. Gwenyth Roberts says:

    This website just made my day, Its hilarious!

    PS. Super Psyched for AP Environmental 🙂

  41. Kris Lowen says:

    Procrastinating your summer work while also doing your summer work. Well played, DB.

  42. Kaycie Malcolm says:

    I’m ready for school to start. btw this is my note on your website:)

  43. Don't want you to n says:

    This is my note.

  44. Uriel RIvera says:

    Ready for this class

  45. Grace Hill says:

    Not really ready for this class, but I’m ready to learn about the earth 🙂

  46. DeAndre Anderson says:

    DeAndre 3000 reporting for duty.,

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